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An Electrical engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:
Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector: What is her height?
Engineer: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Engineer: Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Engineer: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Engineer: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly!
Inspector: Was she going in a car?
Engineer: Yes!
Inspector : Tell me the number, name and color of the car.
Engineer: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-
speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all
light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
And
then the engineer started crying…
Inspector: Lets search for the car.
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