Thursday, 8 August 2013

An Electrical engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet

Inspector: What is her height?

Engineer: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes?

Engineer: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair?

Engineer: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly!

Inspector: Was she going in a car?

Engineer: Yes!

Inspector : Tell me the number, name and color of the car.

Engineer: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-
speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
And
then the engineer started crying…

Inspector: Lets search for the car.

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